What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.