What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.