What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!