What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!