What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!