One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
Answer: Airtel 4G girl.
None. There are no fish under my new gazebo
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Because droids can't get service.
In case he got a hole in one.
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
A: Bach in the saddle again.
A Kleenex. That will be all.
