What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

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Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog