What did the egg say when it got turned up?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh