How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.