You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A day old reddit post.
Because it can't float.
He ran out of little boys
It got shelved.
A soccer match.
Light bulbs
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
you turn me on"
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
A racist you racist.
You flip it upside down.
Because a Cadillac sits six.
A: Their match wouldn't light.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
She:No, I'm a dentist
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
