What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending