What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator