Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.