Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.