Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT