What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator