What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.