What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.