What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.