What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.