Sith Lord Jokes

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".