What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.