What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.