Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

How do you spell moron?

M O R M O N