What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What number is most common in earth sciences?

e