What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.