What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Because he is 2 square.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...