How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'