Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!