What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet