What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.