What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.