What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.