What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.