What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.