What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.