What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.