What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.