How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.