Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots