Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!