What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.