What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!