What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !