Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond