Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.