Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Very carefully

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist