What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...