How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...