What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.