What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.