What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.