How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.