How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal