Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin