Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !