Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !