Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men