Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation