What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!