What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.