What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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Namaste.

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Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.