An astronut.
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The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was a"salted"
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Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Because torque is cheap
Cirque le Jerk
Are you having a crisis?
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
a poop
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
