What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.