What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !