Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.