What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest