How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)