How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself