Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!