Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.