What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling