What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire