What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.